21:52 - Wookeh: ...there's audiobook versions
21:52 - Wookeh: oh my god
21:52 - Kiru: ...yes
21:52 - Kiru: like I said
21:52 - Kiru: do not go any further
21:52 - Wookeh: ALREADY LISTENING

21:39 - Wookeh: there'd probably be a market
21:40 - Kiru: there's a market for chuck tingle
21:40 - Kiru: somewhere
21:40 - Kiru: SOMEHOW
21:40 - Wookeh: who
21:40 - Kiru: oh boy
21:40 - Wookeh: ._.
21:40 - Wookeh: oh no
21:40 - Wookeh: what rabbit hole am i going to fall into here

(a few minutes later)

21:47 - Wookeh: Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"

20:09 - Wookeh: i'll never be found
20:09 - Wookeh: and you'll never know
20:09 - Kiru: your plan was foiled
20:09 - Kiru: how about no one die
20:09 - Kiru: how's that
20:09 - Wookeh: i'd like that?

20:50 - Wookeh: |
20:50 - Wookeh: |*
20:50 - Wookeh: o_o

22:24 - Wookeh: I have to...
22:24 - Wookeh: commit
22:25 - Wookeh: until I finish

11:05 - Wookeh: after some FURIOUS rubbing though, it got better

22:02 - Wookeh: ah the simple pleasures of just running up to unsuspecting people and jamming your fist up their ass

21:51 - Wookeh: it asked for a rhino again...
21:51 - Wookeh: I gave it a ridiculous horn
21:52 - Wookeh: http://puu.sh/skvUM/3cfa5335a8.png
21:52 - Wookeh: and it only realised what it was, after I added the 4th leg

23:50 - Wookeh: SO HEY
23:50 - Wookeh: THEY TRIED TO PUSH THAT ANTI PRIVACY LAW THING BEFORE AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE NO
23:50 - Wookeh: BUT SINCE EVERYONE IS SO ANGRY ABOUT BREXIT
23:50 - Wookeh: THEY PUSHED IT THROUGH AGAIN
23:50 - Wookeh: AND NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
23:50 - Kiru: wow
23:51 - Kiru: wait what's the saying?
23:51 - Wookeh: WATCH ALL THE PORN
23:51 - Kiru: kicking a man who's already on the ground?
23:51 - Kiru: w-what
23:51 - Wookeh: o-oh
23:51 - Kiru: t-that's not a saying
23:51 - Wookeh: IT IS IF YOU SAY IT WITH CONFIDENCE

00:04 - Wookeh: KINDLE PAPERWHITE?
00:04 - Wookeh: MORE LIKE
00:04 - Wookeh: KINDLE PAPERWEIGHT

By the way.... I gave you your first spam of 2016 THE LEGACY CONTINUES

17:25 - Wookeh: *another guy joins me for invade
17:25 - Wookeh: *we stand next to each other*
17:25 - Wookeh: *both immediately SPAM block*
17:25 - Wookeh: we have big 2 handed weapons
17:25 - Wookeh: and it looks ridiculous
17:25 - Wookeh: you just flail your weapon around
17:26 - Kiru: :D :D :D
17:26 - Wookeh: we walk up to the guy we invaded
17:26 - Wookeh: FLAIL

14:20 - Wookeh: "Undying Ones"
14:20 - Wookeh: enemies still die like everyone else
14:20 - Kiru: but...
14:20 - Kiru: ???
14:20 - Wookeh:
14:20 - Kiru:
14:21 - Wookeh: *enemies have super undying flames*
14:21 - Wookeh: flames do pretty much nothing
14:21 - Wookeh: my normal fire arrows kill them easily
14:21 - Wookeh:

22:39 - Wookeh: "2015's wierdest game"
22:39 - Wookeh: I'm sorry what
22:41 - Kiru: there's NO way that could ever be true
22:41 - Kiru: and what, wierdest??
22:41 - Wookeh: yest
22:41 - Wookeh: yes
22:41 - Kiru: yest.
22:41 - Wookeh: weirdest.
22:41 - Wookeh: I'M AN OLD MAN NOW OKAY

22:59 - Kiru: I'm not sure :D I mean the tongue
22:59 - Kiru: you use it to eat, to speak...
22:59 - Wookeh: HA
22:59 - Wookeh: I NEVER SPEAK
22:59 - Wookeh: SO IT'S FINE
22:59 - Kiru: but... you eat
22:59 - Wookeh: how dare you

21:13 - Wookeh: :'D
21:13 - Wookeh: they're taking about the new WoW expac
21:14 - Wookeh: and there's a thing on the background about what you get if you pre-order
21:14 - Wookeh: but with the camera angle, the guy was blocking a bit
21:14 - Wookeh: and so for a moment it said UNLOCK EARLY ACCESS TO DEMON HUNTER ASS

Posting for diversity.

22:34 - Wookeh: it's something that'll definitly come up
22:34 - Wookeh: definately
22:34 - Wookeh: definitely
22:34 - Wookeh: ;_;
22:34 - Kiru: Yes, that's the one
22:34 - Wookeh: I GOT THERE EVENTUALLY

23:26 - Kiru: I just remember it like that because I'm creepy
23:27 - Wookeh: because your gaydar went into overdrive

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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

YO I ALSO GAVE YOU THE FIRST SPAM OF 2015 WOOOOOOOOOO

00:07 - Wookeh: willy is such a silly word
00:07 - Wookeh: ...god I just said that

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I'm so confused right now _

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏwɴ sᴄʀᴜʙ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)ง

13:54 - Wookeh: *gets shooken awake*
13:54 - Wookeh: me: :|
13:54 - Kiru: shooken?
13:54 - Wookeh: shoken
13:55 - Wookeh: shoke
13:55 - Kiru: shaken.....
13:55 - Wookeh: SHOVED VIOLENTLY

Yours aren't even half as funny though. You dilettante.

Wookeh: :(
Wookeh: go back home
Wookeh: collect

I CAN QUOTE THINGS TOO

13:40 - Wookeh: AAAAA
13:40 - Wookeh: DOOR
13:40 - Wookeh: I JUST SHOWERED
13:40 - Wookeh: I am...
13:40 - Wookeh: indecent!
13:40 - Wookeh: D:

16:17 - Wookeh: Was expecting delivery to be ready to put away when I came in to work
16:17 - Wookeh: ... It's not here yet and won't be until like 4:15
16:18 - Kiru: it's 4:17
16:18 - Wookeh: >:(

23:23 - Kiru: is banzaii's wife in it?
23:23 - Kiru: aspen?
23:23 - Wookeh: m
23:23 - Kiru: aspem?
23:24 - Wookeh: no
23:24 - Kiru: ???
23:24 - Wookeh: I uhh can't see my keyboard

20:16 - Kiru: then yes, you did see his ♥♥♥♥
20:16 - Kiru: and you did see him screwing [...]
20:16 - Wookeh: oh, cool
20:17 - Wookeh: another successful day of internetting then

21:03 - : 21:03 - Kaedet: I was just about to go out for an Indian
21:03 - : I assume what he means is like... for some indian food?
21:04 - Wookeh: no
21:04 - Wookeh: an Indian wants him to go out
21:04 - Wookeh: so he goes out
21:04 - Wookeh: all out.

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15:19 - Kiru✿: it's as weird as this http://i.imgur.com/UwEl6zM.jpg
15:19 - Kiru✿: okay.... maybe that's a little MORE weird
15:20 - Wookeh: ....
15:20 - Wookeh:
15:20 - Kiru✿: _
15:20 - Kiru✿:
15:20 - Kiru✿: I... I'll
15:20 - Wookeh: ...n-no :D
15:20 - Wookeh: ...yes

YOUR MISERY

Close call, though. Close call.
Besides, do you know what it means that my profile hadn't been spammed before?
You're neglecting your duties.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You're neglecting me .
And that makes me sad , _ ,

I was about to go "hey I'm gonna give you the first spam of 2014" and then realised I'd already done that...

15:54 - Wookeh: HE CHEATED ON ME WITH HIS WIFE
15:54 - Wookeh: THE SWINE

Wookeh: someone has hacked my pinterest account :D
Wookeh: >:(
Kiru: what even IS pinterest
Kiru: why would anyone hack it??
Wookeh: I DON'T KNOW
Wookeh: WHY DO I HAVE AN ACCOUNT
Kiru: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Kiru: WHAT
Wookeh: :D

14:49 - Wookeh: *sigh*
14:49 - Wookeh: stupid final boss
14:49 - Wookeh: >:(
14:49 - Kiru: :)
14:49 - Wookeh: don't be all sarcastic smiley face!
14:49 - Wookeh: :(

http://i.imgur.com/yfBo0Uv.jpg

00:16 - Wookeh: Screw you Dwyn.
00:16 - Wookeh: .... I killed some guy for no real reason
00:16 - Wookeh: I bashed his door down, called him a coward
00:19 - Kiru: what.... why are you doing that D:
00:20 - Wookeh: I loaded previous
00:20 - Wookeh: I just wanted to be STRONG for a bit
00:21 - Kiru: w-what
00:21 - Wookeh: there was a door I could smash open
00:21 - Wookeh: so I did
00:21 - Wookeh: there was a Dwarf pissed at me for doing so
00:21 - Wookeh: hiding from the fight, I called him a coward
00:21 - Wookeh: then I beat him up
00:22 - Wookeh: then I tried again
00:22 - Wookeh: offered to sleep with him to get him to help
00:22 - Wookeh: he said NO
00:22 - Wookeh: (thankfully... I didn't realise it would lead to that)
00:22 - Wookeh: I should have realised when the option was "How about for a more... personal reward"
00:23 - Wookeh: my innocent mind

SEE IT WORKS

I LOVE IT!

You asked for it.
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