Captain California
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Chai 9 Jul @ 8:27pm 
Hey Captain California. Steam is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every chat, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best foot fetish person I've ever interacted with.
Chai 11 Apr @ 11:05pm 
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
iV7Z 30 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am 
i come home from work yesterday releived myself but battled not wanking for hours and whilst i was battling it like i went abit mad was thinking about ancient monks who would practise going there whole lives without releiving themselves as a test of devotion to god was thinkiing about why my life went the way it did why iv always struggled with premature ejaculation and also what the devil did that ♥♥♥ everything up and my mind spirals on millions of other things too use your imagination but when i gave in and relieved myself the second i was relieved this shard of light came across my ceiling from a cars headlights driving up the street which happens all ths time it was god calling me a wanker
edr 9 Apr, 2018 @ 11:26pm 
Happy Birthday to William's steam account. :NanasYum::WaterMelonYum:
edr 31 Aug, 2016 @ 2:11pm 
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