It's been 3 hours since i parked my van across the street. I've been peering at the target's house from behind the tinted windows. I scribbled down notes, trying to look inconspicuous as I eavesdropped on the conversations inside. My government-issued headset crackled to life with updates from headquarters.

"Agent 247, maintain visual and report any suspicious activity," the voice on the other end of the line instructed.

Suddenly, I couldn't believe my eyes. It seemed I had stumbled upon someone with actual superpowers. My initial fear gave way to sheer astonishment. As I watched, the target sucked his own penis, and a liquid burst of light shot from it, illuminating the room in a surreal glow.

In that moment, I was caught between amazement and disbelief. Was this for real? It seemed the government had stumbled upon something truly extraordinary, something far beyond the scope of ordinary surveillance.