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1 person found this review helpful
43.3 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Admit fellow countrymen of your glorious nation of Arstotzka. Deny stinky Kolechians terrorists and Obristani smugglers. Accept the occasional bribe (it's OK, you have to keep your brittle Wife and Son from dying of the sniffles.) Receive rewards for being semi-decent (awful) at your job. Get a case of bleeding heart and let no-gooders in because of sob story. Don't comply with conspirators because you love Big Brother and he keeps the lights on in your Class-8 multi-story concrete box. Help conspirators overthrow your government because you're sick of being paid in kibble. Get fined and go broke because you didn't catch single-digit discrepancy between passport and one of half a dozen documents you have to mull over.

Would still absolutely recommend that you play this game before you die.

Glory to Arstotzka. 10/10
Posted 17 February, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
A great map addition with nice scenery and varied cities, but you're gonna need some deep pockets for all the toll roads you'll be going through.
Posted 28 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
A cute, fun and bite-sized adventure game with music and graphics inspired by the repetoire of the ZX Spectrum and the Commodore 64.
Posted 5 June, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.9 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Still more entertaining than my real job.
Posted 17 January, 2016.
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12 people found this review helpful
768.9 hrs on record (529.8 hrs at review time)
When i first started playing this game, I thought this would just be another flash-in-the-pan flavor-of-the-month MMO with nothing to offer, and a quick ticket to the recycle bin. Well, one year and over 500 hours later, this game has quickly eclipsed TF2 as my most played game on steam. There's simply no other game out there that even come close to what this game has to offer. Massive infantry, vehicle and air battles battles raging day and night, endless customization and loadout options for every playstyle imaginable, and squad and platoon play for all you tactical diehards out there. Simply put, download this game, give it a whirl, and don't get discouraged when you get roflstomped by a BR100 for the first time. In due time, you'll be the one giving them the business end of your boomstick. 9/10
Posted 21 January, 2014.
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26.3 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
The only word that can be used to describe this game is Lush. All other words are incorrect.
Posted 16 September, 2013.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Teamkilling: The Game
Posted 18 March, 2013.
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20.4 hrs on record
while it's not a bad game per se, it completely abandons the gameplay which made it famous, and tries to be scary in a gimmicky 'lol i jump at u from darkness' kind of way. not completely awful, just don't expect to run around and RIP AND TEAR through masses of cyberdemons.
Posted 16 July, 2012.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.7 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
Super Mario World: Minecraft Edition
Posted 22 October, 2011.
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36.6 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
better than the first. a lot longer too.
Posted 22 October, 2011.
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