Let’s go, open up, it’s time for parkour.

Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check, sighs let’s get this over with.

door opens You’re late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef.

Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.

Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be doing 2-block jumps as punishment.