Recent reviews by VonnGi

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The purest and most fun spirit of a roguelike. If you like hack+slash, binding of isaac, or any roguelike ever, Risk of Rain 2 is the epitome of such and is fantastic to play.

Can't look down ironsights, headshots at 1000 meters.
IGN- 12/10

A great competitive shooter even though i have epilepsy.
Gaminformer- 10/10

Steam? Loser! AHHAHAHAH
Ubisoft- -4/10

We are intirely jealous that people dont rant about paying 100+ dollars for a skin for one gun.
EA- 10/10

I wish we had as nice weapon diversity, gun balance, community, and competetiveness as you do. :((((
Treyarch- 9/10

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Console users- Doritoes/Mtn Dew

Praise GabeN for this glorious non-ADS FPS!
Pc users- reddit.com/r/PCmasterrace

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I can totally see the realism Newman was going for in this game! You can freaking serpentine past bullets, arrows, or whatever and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMACK YOUR ENEMIES TO HELL WITH A ROCK. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Pickaxes? Gary made them cool again. Rocks? ♥♥♥♥ yeah. AND MOTHER OF GOD THE ANIMALS. This game has got wolves and ♥♥♥♥, THAT WHEN YOU SMACK THEM WITH YOUR ALL-POWERFULL ROCK, WILL YIELD CHICKEN. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHICKEN. EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL, EVEN THE CHICKENS, GIVE YOU CHICKEN BREASTS. srsly tho buy this game its only alpha.