vnvictvs's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:16am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:54am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:56pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:56pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:56pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:56pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:51pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm