Moppy
British Columbia, Canada
 
 
This is a parody account, but of myself.
• Beat Saber PPV1 boomer
• Hardstuck Apex Diamond
• OSRS Ironman 2000+ total level
• Bad rhythm gamer
• Hit with moms
• Terrible at spelling

Achievements:
5th - Deadlock Downtown Showdown #1 Competitor
Beat Saber global top 250 / Top 20 in Canada
7th of 30 - Beat Saber Canada Tournament - Division AA - February 2019
13th of 64 - Cube Community 150+ March - 2019
22nd of 64 - Saber Summer Stars - June 2019
16th of 64 - Interz Random Song Tournament - September 2019
5th of 13 - King of the Okanagan LAN - October 2019
12th of 30 Beat Saber Canada Tournament 2 - Division AA - February 2020


Twitch Stream [www.twitch.tv]
Twitter[url]YouTube Page
Beat Saber Stats [scoresaber.com]

Winnie the Pooh (小熊维尼) Baozi (包子) Dalai Lama (达赖喇嘛) Tibet Independence (西藏独立) Soviet Jokes (苏联笑话) Go, Hong Kong (香港加油) 709 (709律师) Liu Xiaobo (刘晓波) Great Firewall of China (伟大的防火墙) Dictatorship (专政) Tiananmen (天安门) June 4 (六四) Zhao Ziyang (赵紫阳) Tank man (坦克人) God smite the communist party of China (天灭中共)
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Hi, I'm Moppy
:CavemanBanana: Bio :CavemanBanana:
Hey there, I'm Moppy! I live in the mountains. I like making things for the internet. Send me a friend request!

:bananas: Things that I'm doing :bananas:
-Sometimes doing okay streams on Twitch
-Cutting blocks in Beat Saber VR
-Making moving pictures for YouTube
-Making stationary pictures in Photoshop

:_banana_: PC Specs :_banana_:
OS Windows 10 still
Case - Cardboard Box
CPU - Intel i7-8700K 4.7GHz
Power Supply - Corsair 650TX V2
Heatsink - Thermaltake Frio
Motherboard - MSI Z370-A PRO
Memory - G.SKILL Trident Z RGB Series 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR4-3200MHz
Graphics Card - EVGA GeForce GTX 1080 FTW2

:mm_bananas: Peripherals :mm_bananas:
VR - HTC Vive + 3x Trackers
Keyboard - Razer BlackWidow V3 Tenkeyless
Mouse - Logitech G502X
Mouse pad - Razer Goliathus Extended
Headset - Epos H3 Hybrid
Microphone - Blue Yeti
Webcam - Razer Kiyo
Monitor # 1 - Acer ED273UR 27' 1440p 144Hz
Monitor # 2 - ViewSonic XG2701 27" 1080P 144 Hz

:bananahammock:Tools :bananahammock:
Photoshop CC 2022: Editing Tool
Sony Vegas Pro 18.0: Video Editing Tool
Streamlabs OBS: Streaming Software
Open VR: Stream Enhancement Plugin

:banana: Links :banana:
Twitch Stream [www.twitch.tv]
YouTube Page
Twitter Bird Account
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854 Hours played
The most fun you'll ever have swinging your arms alone in your bedroom

As a point of reference, I'm 500+ hours into Beat Saber and have consistently sat around rank 300 global since release.
Also I'm skinny(er) now.

First of all, quick disclaimer to anybody looking to buy Beat Saber.
The game is currently going through a small review bomb phase. Most negative reviews should be taken with a grain of salt.
The majority of these reviews come from misinformed or uneducated users, experiencing issues with their 3rd party mods. These issues are not at fault of the devs, but the users themselves.


The game

With VR becoming more and more main stream every day, Beat Saber has caused quite a splash with it's latest 1.0 release.
If you're a fan of music based games, Beat Saber is the best that virtual reality, and possibly the whole rhythm game genre has to offer. Beat Studios has been making players feel like hardcore light saber ninjas for over a year, and they've won dozens of awards along the way to prove their success.

The game(play)

I'm literally just copy/pasting and summarizing a Wikipedia page because I'm lazy AF

This game has songs. Each song sends bloqs at the you, which are synced to the beat and arranged in a 4x3 grid.
You wield a pair of lightsabers that are used to slash bloqs. Each bloq is colored red or blue and given an arrow to indicate which saber should be used and what direction to cut bloq.
There's also mines.
Mines suck.
Dodge mines.
Or delete the song.

What does Beam Taser offer?

The base game itself is packed full of a decent amount of content for it's $29.00 price point.
It features a few dozen songs, a fully fledged campaign mode, competitive leaderboards, a custom song editor, and a whole lot more.

But lets be honest here... The one thing that everybody comes to play Beat Saber for is the-...

THE MODS

Yes! The mods! Hands down the greatest part of the game. Beat Saber features and extremely vast and active modding community. Every day there are hundreds of new custom songs, sabers, stages, avatars, and so much more being added. All community run and curated by a ground of passionate players.

If you're looking to play some songs by your favourite artist, music genre, or maybe even the entire Shrek movie, you'll most likely be able to find it available for play. And if somebody hasn't already charted a song, you have the power to create it yourself! With multiple different 3rd party mapping tools available, you'll be able to pump out music and become the next best known mapper!

THE MODS (The bad?)

Honestly, there really is nothing bad I can say about the mods themselves.
The downside of having a game so heavily reliant on the modding community is the inevitability for things to break when new updates or patches are rolled out by the devs (as seen during the 1.0 launch).
When the game code changes, your 3rd party mods need to be updated so work with those changes.

I'll say this right now:

Your. Mods. Will. Break.
The. Devs. Aren't. Killing. Mods.
Update. Your. Mods.
Don't. Review. Bomb.

Another common complaint you hear is:
"Why should we have to pay for official DLC when we have mods?"
I'm going to summarize an official dev response

"Creating new levels and bringing new content to the game is an extremely complex process.
We have to deal with music labels
Licensing the music so we have rights to use it.
Map all the levels for all difficulties and later test everything over and over again.
This process is made of many steps and takes a lot of time and effort to many people.
Licensing music costs money, we are sharing revenue with artists and labels and we are paying our mappers team too.
We believe, that quality content deserves recognition.
Also, we want our players who prefer to get their content legally, to have a chance to purchase new music content with respect to law."

Basically, I feel most negative reviews are either uneducated, unjustified, or completely misinformed.

SO SHOULD I BUY THIS GAME

bruh. yes.
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Obo 13 Feb @ 5:22pm 
hi moppy keep those teeth clean
Obo 6 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm 
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Happy New Year Bud. I miss you and that server of Canadians <3 XOXO
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JoMoSenpai 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55pm 
Hi >>insert profile name<<

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.