I am the Scrublord here, I can tell you that I have rustled many a jimmies (13,234,647,871,900,001), and don't even compare those tryhard nubs to scrubs such as I.
Don't even bother to argue, I've already won. You've activated my trap card. It's Mirror Force. You're dead. You're wasting your time reading this paragraph. Why do you read this? No one will ever know...

-rep i saw him kissing a little boy named jeremy

among us?? que (jeremy told me to keep it that way) it up

Cheated on my mom with a femboy named Jeremy

+rep never found another green rat like him must be exclusive

-rep will chew a rat hole and live in the wall