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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
15.8 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
Game is dead, community is trash, mechanics are broken, wait for Chivalry 2 instead
Posted 8 May, 2021.
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8.3 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Super Fun, Realistic Football That Can Beat FIFA on Pitch
Posted 4 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record
One of the best strategy games ever. By far the best BTD game ever. Finally has improved graphics, and the gameplay is still amazing.
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
51.4 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Cricket 19 has enhanced beyond Ashes Cricket, Big Ant Studios previous outing and then the best cricket video game around. Enhancements to AI have further improved this, though doesn't completely perfect the game with a few issues here and there. Altogether though, this is still a very strong and polished game and one that any fan of cricket should be interested in.
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.2 hrs on record
Amazing game , thank you Remedy and Microsoft for this Amazing experience ;)
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Super unrealistic. I was able to order a high end GPU and have it delivered next day at a reasonable price
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
It's finally time to get rid of The Crew 2 once and for all!
Posted 10 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
11.9 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
i can surely say that it is the best zombie-horror game i have ever played in my life , 10/10
Posted 6 October, 2020.
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159.2 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Got bouncing anime tiddes on my screen, 10/10 would recommend
Posted 21 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.4 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Playing PUBG is like going to an amusement park and waiting in line for 2.5 hours in the blazing hot sun to ride your favorite roller coaster. Except that when the ride finally starts - someone shoots you in the face, steals all of your stuff, and tells you how much you suck at riding roller coasters.

98% of your time is spent walking across the map, punctuated by occasionally getting shot at and using cool real world tactics. It's the serious adult's version of Fortnight without the ability to build forts.

If you've got a decent graphics card, the game looks pretty great. The gameplay is heavily sound focused, but to a fault sometimes because your footsteps inside buildings can be heard by people queuing for the next round on a different server.

The game attempts to be as realistic as possible, while being sometimes hilarious. You can drive vehicles that are as loud as your footsteps in buildings, and there's a glider you can fly too which is pretty fun. Weapon drops are a fools errand and the cosmetics are... odd.

Most of the serious players don't wear shoes and play as females - because I don't know why. Maybe bare feet make less noise, but bare feet isn't realistic so I have no idea what's up with that.

There is a training mode which I highly recommend because one of the most important aspects of getting good at this game is the ability to switch your loadout on the fly to adapt to whatever situation you're in. Encumbrance is kindof ignored, which is counter to the realism but that's neither here nor there so just look the other way.

It's a squad based game, but you can play solo as well. If you play in a squad as a noob, most people will be pretty nice to you, but are usually super serious. Communication is crucial in this game, so learn how to do proper call-outs and use the compass. Oh, and whatever you do, NEVER refer to customizing your weapons as "crafting". They very very much hate that.

Also there's this thing called 'thirsting' which means that if you incapacitate someone you're expected to go after their teammates instead of just killing the person you incapacitated. Apparently this is a noob tactic and serious players will get mad at you for doing it. I just kill them anyway because I just spent 2.5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours waiting for the roller coaster drop and you can eat my butt if you think I'm not going to shoot you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face while you're down.

Another bonus is that since the weapons are 'real world' you get to learn all the cool gun jargon.

It will take you 100 hours to get the basics, then another 2000 hours to get decent. There are some great youtube tutorials to make that first 100 hours less traumatic.

I got second place once, so that was cool.
Posted 21 September, 2020.
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