Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club. Uh, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, uh, but I am sorry to say that I don’t think I can allow you to join our group. From what I’m looking at your wiener is… massive. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. Uh… i-it looks as if someone glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso—you could probably stand on it like a tripod. Uh, and that’s not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. Uh, but it does appear that you’re going to have to take that ginormous schmeat, uh, somewhere else, but thank you for trying and best of luck to you.

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the $400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you a "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!

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