he's alright at rocket league I guess

Let me ask you something… You ever date an older woman? So I used to work in the hospice over on 42nd street. Giving sponge baths to old ladies, ♥♥♥♥ like that. There was this one patient though, Sally, 82 years old, body like a summer squash. Racist old ♥♥♥♥♥. Always talking about Ronald Reagan and the good ol’ days. But hey, that ass was fat though you feel me? I ain’t a freak or nothing like that but when those dentures come out… best head you’ll ever get. One night we’re going at it and she’s on top of me going crazy. She was twisting and shaking like she was having a seizure. Turns out she actually was having a seizure. She then died from cardiac arrest shortly after but hey, at least she went out with a bang, right?

Mans went MIA and doesn't love us anymore :_(

my friend lives here

yoooo that's mad cap

this guy doesnt want to play rocket league with me anymore 😞