Kong's List of Rather Comical Quotes
"There is no megigy in team"
"Flip the switch"
"monty_mole_top1_2021"
"GaTHeReR"
"i dont wanna TACObout it"
"Hey Neil, catch!"
https://youtu.be/4lriF4GpcmE
"Boa's ass"
"s1mple village"
"im checking the demo"
"Anne, please stop knocking"
"Moping up my assists"
"tork is goofy"
"dude half of the ♥♥♥♥ on your steam profile is things ive said that you've laughed at for days but i forgot in 5 minutes"
"aw i cant put on my lazer-helmet because i have my headset on, they think im crazy but wait until they see my lazer-helmet"
*karrigan starts crying*
"why do they call it a restroom bro im fighting for my life in here -CmK"
"call me caitlyn jenner cause im feeling like the man"
"I use cheats.com"
"looks like someone forgot their cracked and goated pills this morning"
"Well we could win if we wanted but we just didn’t feel like it"
"i'm going to the pondering room"
"Hey, im going to ____ be back at ____, ____ you!"
"viper_king: Taco: i'm better than you"
"I just defacated"
"purple you dont know where to look, you're mopping the floors, cleanin the walls"
"hes coming.....i did not mean to finish the statement there"
"my mom was yelling at me but i rizzed my way out of it"
"I live in Vermont" "Oh is that in Virginia?" "No" "Oh, I don't know my state capitals"