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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

I used to hang out near the condo where Aaron Judge stayed his rookie year. I knew a 7pm game meant 4pm batting practice, meant he'd try to leave for the park around 2 or so. So I'd show up around 9:45am with two bagels, one for me and one for him, and hang out a few hours. Whenever he finally came out, I'd be close to the door but not close enough to freak him out, ya know. 10 feet or so. So he'd come outside and I'd go "Aaron! Aaron! Got you a bagel, bro!". The first couple days he sort of smiled and waved, and he talked to me! He said "nah I'm good man" about the bagel. I was in awe. A living Hall of Famer, in his prime, speaking to me. Anyways, after those first few days, he'd usually just look at his phone, which is fine. I still kept it up for the rest of his rookie season. He never talked to me after the first week, but I always brought two bagels anyways. Just in case.

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My life changing journey of becoming vegan.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.

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The ♥♥♥♥ did you just call Lake Superior? ♥♥♥♥♥ this is the largest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "p*nd" in the United States at like 300 something square miles of pure holy awesomeness. Insulting that beautiful lake will get you shot in every Midwestern state and the Southern quarter of Canada. I don't care who you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you will address Lake Superior by its proper name ♥♥♥♥. Happy Holidays.

im here to break the long ass chain of messages that Gayaero has created. thank me in the future by playing Nekopara Battle Royale with me, ok?

tell me you saw the video of that Italian greyhound flair flip off that patio table, the dog did a Gainer flip! like a freestyle parachute does. you've never hear of a half gainer or a full gainer cliff jumpers do it Jesus what is this 1976?!? dogs named melon and he landed it Clean as could be

My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko

Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

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Kawhi Leonard just left my work not 30 minutes ago. Hes the type of guy to order a Wendy's chili and demand we throw saltines in the bag. I know that for a fact cause he just did it. He ordered a large chili and nothing else. I poured it for him and bagged it and when I handed it over he asked for crackers. Usually people dont care about the crackers but he demanded them. I threw a couple of packs in. He said that wasnt enough. He asked that I fill the bag to the top with crackers. I couldnt believe it. Then he says, "Board man gets paid." He was arrested quickly after for drug possession. Video will be uploaded in 20 minutes.

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Sonic was running. It wasnt uncommon for sonic to run. But this time he wasn’t chasing coins or dashing eggman, he was running from his fears. Accelaration was scintillating to sonic. He felt that if he could get the momentum, the drive, he would run into the calling void. Sonic didn’t want to die. Sonic desired to cease but was to much of a coward to face the pain that comes with this bliss. So sonic thought that if he ran fast enough he would out run both life and death. 30 maybe 40 years. Sonic slowed down. He went from a blur of light to a meandering walk. His surroundings where barren and in ruin. He could tell that this was once a city, but now it was rubble and ruin. Sonic came to the cold relazation that he never stopped running since he started his holy quest for the abyss. Had sonic destroyed this world? Either way aonic had damned this world. Sonic relized he was are protector, the father of civilization, and he had failed us.

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That comment was terrifyingly close to when I got it back.

HELLO BLAIR

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Kblizzle, I'll admit in the begining I had my doubts about you on medic, but you proved to be one of the best medics I know, love you Kblair <3

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You've been visited by the Spooky ♥♥♥♥! Repost this in 10 seconds or you will be visited by a Spooky ♥♥♥♥ tonight!

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