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Recent reviews by Pontiff Sulyvahn

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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I just completed the DLC 100% all weapons, charms, boss weapons etc.

The DLC is hard... but the gameplay is just amazing and bosses are well made. People are complaining about its difficulty and to be honest, git gud + skill issue.

Imagine launching a almost full game and saying it's an "expansion".

Overall AMAZING gameplay, incredible scenery, 100% worth buying. Love getting one shotted by everything (even dogs)
Posted 23 June, 2024.
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29.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Drink a whole bottle of rum
Find 3 randoms to land on a planet with
Start saying random ♥♥♥♥
Get killed by tall black man with white eyes
Respawn
Yap about how much you hate tall black man
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
366.3 hrs on record (296.0 hrs at review time)
This game is a must play if you are a Dark Souls Vet, oustanding Visuals and World, just insane...
Posted 26 November, 2022.
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3.1 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
The most cancerous game on this platfrom, i enjoy playing this game while my dad beats me with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ belt 10/10
This review is just to get my nomination award
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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846.8 hrs on record (450.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 5 January, 2021.
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114.9 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is insane, i remember i saht my pants when that poltergeist appeared in front of me... ngl it was worth it we caught the ghost lackin and we got fat stacks
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game is literally the best gore/porno game i have ever played(proud to say one of my proudest faps so far), this game should have more pregnant women and more dead kids, it reminds me of the good old days when i was a wanted criminal in the State of Uganda. PLEASE MORE MISSCARRIAGES AND MORE DEAD WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND MORE WOMEN!!!!!
Posted 26 July, 2020.
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38.3 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
lmao nice gaem
Posted 23 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
431.2 hrs on record (241.4 hrs at review time)
I never get tired of this game, even after 11 times finishing this game, im still playing it, so worth it
Posted 16 November, 2019.
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1,172.5 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS AWESOME BUT DON'T BUY the starter edition. Better than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CS:GO game
Posted 22 December, 2017.
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