Recent reviews by XΞЛЛ

Thank you for teaching me how to be a drug dealer. Now I'm wanted by the police and my wife left me. 10/10

It's a good game. 10/10

yup. It's good

Before playing this game with my wife, we used to need couple therapy...
Now we are getting a divorce.

10/10

I love killin rasists

amazing game 10/10

💯Final Score:

9/10

my experience for now :
+ great graphics
+ great concept
+ great story
+ it transposes you into a cozy world, where you feel safe, calm
+ perfect for stressful moments in life, if you want to relax

👪Player Bases:
☐ Kids.
☑ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

⛺Graphics:
☐ Potato.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

🎮Gameplay:
☐ Terrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Fantastic.

💀Difficulty:
☑ Easy.
☐ Medium.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Death March.

⌛Game length:
☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short. ( 3 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 20 hours)
☐ Long. ( 20 - 40 hours)
☐ Very Long ( 40 - 60 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (60+ hours)
☑ Endless

📖Story:
☐ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☑ Good.
☐ Fantastic.

🎬Cinematic/Art:
☐ It Doesn't Have.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☑ Good.
☐ Like Watching A Movie.

🎵Music/Sound:
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Amazing.
☑ Flawless.

I highly recommend using headphones when playing!

"Sound should have an even higher rating, the sound is flawless"
- Cthulhu Catcher

💸Price:
☑ Full Price.
☐ Wait For Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.

🚀Requirements:
☐ Minimum.
☑ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ Super Computer.

🐞Bugs:
☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
☑ Nothing for now.

📝Final:
☐ Terrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Great.
☐ Fantastic.


🌐Others:
Multiplayer: ☐
Singleplayer: ☑

My gf tells me that we will broke up if I play this game anymore... so... now




I'm playing Elden Ring knowing that I will be single

this a good freakin game. I love it. Play it. Be happy. I'm happy

I like it.. playing with my gf. So far we are having fun.

it's fun