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2 people found this review funny
31.7 hrs on record
Honestly it's ♥♥♥♥. My friends suggest playing it as a joke. Get it if you like the feeling of testicular cancer, hemmeroids, and HIV all at once.
Posted 25 December, 2017.
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17.7 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game.

The controls are great, everything is extremely responsive, tight, and feels powerful; enemies are gibbed in so many awesome ways at your hands. As far as a corridor shooter goes Shadow Warrior has one of the best stories I've seen, it is surprisingly competent, funny, mindbending, and even heart-wrenching at times.

My gripes with the game are very minor
  • Invisible walls are inconsistent throughout the game, in some places you can explore far beyond where you thought you could, but in others you seem to be constrained.
  • Secondly, the graphics are a touch dated, but in all honesty it doesn't subtract from the game too heavily at all.
Posted 5 May, 2016.
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3.4 hrs on record
You can bhop as a dinosaur and no one has the ability to hit you.

All in all a pretty great game.
Posted 28 March, 2016.
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47 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
156.8 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You play as a little ♥♥♥♥♥ who needs food and water every waking moment. If you fall off an object three feet high you will break your little ♥♥♥♥♥ legs and dignity.

10/10 Would survive again.
Posted 23 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Without experience from the original game my feedback can only be positive, very fast paced and fun. No modern "realistic" BS, just shoot 'em up.
Posted 19 October, 2014.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
I bought the game for the Project Reality mod, but I played a bit of the vanilla and the game is still amazing fun. If you are looking for an FPS game that's heavily moddable, fun, and rather cheap, I reccomend this game to you!
Posted 28 June, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.0 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
11/10 This game is amazing, looks amazing, and is the most realistic game ever. How did one person make this?
Posted 18 June, 2014.
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