Don't date a girl till you see her without make up. You think you landed Angelina Jolie, She takes it off...and boom! Caitlyn Jenner.

Windows® 7 64-bit (SP1)
Intel® Core™ i3-4340
NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 670
8 GB RAM
175GB Storage
Dell Laser Mouse
Dell Keyboard
17" CRT monitor
Steel Series Cloth Mousepad
Plantronic Headset


1nvade ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ᴳᴬᴹᴱ ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ: can i ask u a serious question?
Daniel #2ez!: wut
1nvade ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ᴳᴬᴹᴱ ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ: for 100,000 dollars, would u suck 20 ♥♥♥♥♥?
Daniel #2ez!: probably
1nvade ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ᴳᴬᴹᴱ ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ: 1 lick each
1nvade ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ᴳᴬᴹᴱ ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ: thats all it takes
Daniel #2ez!: yeah i don't care


syzygy.: Should turn it into a script for a movie
favortisM ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ我爱你: <33
favortisM ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ我爱你: yes u should
syzygy.: Working on it now.
syzygy.: It was a nipply December week day, seemingly the same as any other day Taylor had lived upon this earth, but this day was different. He was strolling to his office, the same route he walked and knew well.
In Taylor's mind were thoughts of mundane tasks that are set forth to him every day he goes to work. Suddenly, he had a very impending thought of "I must fart".
He panicked slightly, wondering if he could deal with the smell and the shame and embarrassment that comes with 'letting one go', as they say.
Cutting the cheese, if you will. He decided that as no one was around him, he had the courage to let it rip. The birds flew, all the angels started to weep in pain, flowers started to wilt.. The vibration, it was like a blast from a radiation site.
The sound was like an elephant mixed with a trumpet, a trumpephant.
All he could do was thank god he was alone. But wait. He was not alone. From the silence Tayler heard his boss from behind him utter "great timing, huh?"