"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." -Teddy Roosevelt

"They've got us surrounded again, those poor bastards." -Creighton Abrams

"A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way." -John C. Maxwell

"It isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder." -Peytr 'Littlefinger' Baelish

"It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions." -Daniel Defoe

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -Cave 'The Rock' Johnson

"Whatever you are, be a good one." --Abraham Lincoln

"The eunuchs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Cody Hickman

"Is barnacle boy a racial slur?" -Austin Farley

"We're all God's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ together" -Brian Reid

"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep." -Tywin Lannister

"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." -Wayne Gretzky

"The best revenge is massive success." -Frank Sinatra

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." -Bob Monkhouse

"“Do or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda

"You've got stand for something, or you'll fall for anything" -Aaron Tippin

"I came. I saw. I conquered." -Julius Caesar

"It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." -Emiliano Zapata

"I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!" -George W. Bush from the wreckage of the WTC

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." -Nathan Hale before being hung by the British

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move fall like a thunderbolt." -Sun Tzu

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you" -Walt Whitman

"It's like a giant robot orgy, except it's just punching and without the ♥♥♥." -Jonas Kempka