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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 5:28pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 9:10pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:05am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:55pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:23pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked