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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 9:13am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:36pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:34am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:59am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:57am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:11am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:47pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!