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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:30am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 10:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 10:38am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 7:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 8:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 11:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 7:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:47am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 8:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 1:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 11:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 9:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:16am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:50am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:18am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:12pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:55am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:01am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:50am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:14am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:07am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:50am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:44am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:59am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 4:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:55am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 12:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:22am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:27am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:04am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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