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22 of 72 (31%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:42am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 10:53pm

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:51am

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 2:45am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 2:52am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 3:09am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 3:32am

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:03am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 4:31am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 4:27am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:01am

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:31am

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:26am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:30am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:33am

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:49am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 6:03am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:14am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:50am

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 5:53am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 6:01am



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.