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Dragon semen is slightly warmer than human semen, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavour.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavourful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon semen. Human semen tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon semen tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth, and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his semen has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be thinner than human semen because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the semen keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that corn-starch and water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon semen and drag it from the centre to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon semen not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon semen acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single sploog, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his penis back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His semen will heighten the sensation of his penis in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their semen is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the semen tends to be much more flavourful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the semen is very cold, almost growing a few frozen semen crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, though. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the semen in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon semen, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of semen in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single sploog, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon’s semen in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s like getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.

This game is relevant to the Troubles, also known internationally as the Northern Ireland conflict, from 1968-1998. I won't comment much more in-depth on that because I live in relative comfort in Australia, but what I can grasp is that the world as a whole is moving closer to nationalism. With that being said, I give this game a perfect rating because it caused me to think. It had a strong impression on me, causing me to think about the meaning of the current state of what's happening in the world. Sure, I still have to get up & live my life but the truth is that we ALL have hurt someone or done worse but at the end of the day, it's realizing our mistakes & thinking about the effect it has on other people. I'm very aware that things arent that cut & dry but at the same time they really are. I enjoy a AU$56.95 of entertainment once in awhile to take my mind off things but this kind of game is getting harder to come across & deserves recognition. I've seen others comments about this game starting out slow & then ending with a bang or picking up....that's life. It welcomes you in & then spanks you. Last but not least, the graphics in this game are pretty damn good so in a nutshell, if your into games that provoke emotion layered with a historically based script & great graphics then this one is worth it. Enjoy.

this game made me forgot that i am real

i like the part where you do maths

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ryan Reynolds. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ryan. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

The most perfect game. i have never seen a better game in my life. i laughed, i cried, i learned to love. this is the game of the century.

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

why everyone in the stardew valley community hating on harvey so much? he's such a sweet heart, he took me on a balloon ride and gave me a little kiss. i think i am in love with him, he gives bottom energy

peepeepoopoo this game is good