hello meezy from another universe

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This guy is truly a medical miracle. A beautiful specimen of a human. Doctors have found a way to implant a cabbage in the place of where a brain would normally be. While he may not exhibit the common critical thinking skills of an average human being, he's still able to complete simple-minded tasks like holding the "W" key and clicking Mouse 1. If you queue with him, don't rage or be mad at him, just simply appreciate him for what he is: a breakthrough in modern science.

Sources: New England Journal of Medicine, MM game with him

└📁Mike's Computer
└📂Documents
└📁Gym
 └📁Muscles
 └⚠️ This folder is empty

└📁Mike's Computer
└📂Documents
└📁Gym
 └📁Muscles
 └⚠️ This folder is empty

Today my dad is take a ♥♥♥♥♥ at me.