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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
10.3 hrs on record
This is an abomination. I've started going through every Tomb Raider game a couple years ago starting from the first one and cannot believe what the series has turned into. This game has nothing to do with Tomb Raider. I know this is meant to be a reboot of the series, but it completely loses track of what it used to be and none of the essence of the originals is left. I didn't like the first 3 Crystal Dynamics games, Anniversary probably being the worst I've played so far, but this is a close second. 0% tomb raiding, 100% non-stop Hollywood action with thousands of enemies just attacking Lara constantly with grenades, molotovs, machine guns. She fell down and hurt herself approximately 7129 times, something that would kill any human being. She only got incredibly dirty each time, but always got up and went on. Cliché story and characters. The graphics are decent, but that's about the only nice thing I can say about the game. Incredibly painful game to play, but got to the end eventually. If you're reading this, don't waste your time on this game.
Posted 3 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
44.3 hrs on record
The biggest waste of time I've ever done.
Posted 23 September, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1,425.2 hrs on record (1,372.4 hrs at review time)
it sucks
Posted 27 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record
This is the worst game I've played in the last few years. Awful combat, terrible, unresponsive controls, horrible camera, partly thanks to the 30fps cap this game has. Boss fights in this game are the worst you will find in any video game on the planet. The characters are rather unmemorable, the main character, Nick Ramos, who cannot even pronounce his name properly, is the biggest sore loser I've ever had the chance to control. A whiney little ♥♥♥♥♥, who is making the worst decisions of all times. I have stopped playing the game in Chapter 6, when I had to fight those robotic arm things. I just don't have the patience to continue anymore. I don't know what I expected from a Jopanoise game to be honest, this is just pure garbage.
Posted 13 August, 2017.
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