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The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:10pm

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:06pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:49pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:02pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:17pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:36pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:46pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:28pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:26pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:34pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:05pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:30pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:34pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:37pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:41pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:03pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:45pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:48pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:56pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:57pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:39pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:24pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:24pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:57pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:52pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:56pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:30pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:08pm

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:10pm



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