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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 1:47pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 7:51pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 8:45am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 10:46am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 1:26pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 9:00am

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 7:26pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 7:49pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:38pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:05pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:47pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 8:23pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 10:02am

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 7:39pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 6:59pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 7:20pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 5:18pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:44pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:41pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:45pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 4:15pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 5:40pm



Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.