quit reading and go back to getting rekt by me :D





Counter-Strike: Global Offensive commands:
bind "w" "+forward;cl_clanid XXXX"
sv_cheats 1
r_drawothermodels 2
god
bot_zombie
sv_infinite ammo 1
host_timescale 2 (x2 speed)
weapon_recoil_view_punch_extra 0
weapon_accuracy_nospread 1
ent_fire !self addoutput "health 2000"
bind "KP_plus" "incrementvar cl_radar_scale 0.25 1.0 0.05";
bind "KP_minus" "incrementvar cl_radar_scale 0.25 1.0 -0.05";
mp_teammates_are_enemies 1
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Rainbow crosshair:
bind "w" "+forward; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "s" "+back; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "a" "+moveleft; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "d" "+moveright; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "CTRL" "+duck; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "SPACE" "+jump; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack; toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"

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List of stupid names:
Bitter Kiddie
Der Lord
Pinkie Spacy
Scarlet Bare Dummy
Moose
Hurricane
Phantom
Chicken
Rabbit
Baroness
Silly
Hidden
Fisherman
Dancing Duckie
Silver Duckie
Crunchy
Little N (*N=Nodo)
Nymph
Brave
Burst
Rotten
Valyn
Meldin
Deadly
Ozhar
Panic
Stoneheart
Gefirr
Lahorn
Wildman
Cruel
Lurd
Coldheart
Adorra
Parthiniadak
Idona
Redbeard
Dirty
Bloody
Dangerous
Hungry
Digger
Keg Klek
Darkblood
Frozen
Griefstrike
Ghostfire
Eternal
Grim
Drakon
Fogripper