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-- Wheeler
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A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
-- C.E. Ayres
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Neutrinos are into physicists.
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[Death holds up a document that Peter doctored to proclaim he was dead to avoid having to pay his medical bills]
Peter: Where did you get that?
Death: It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.
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Peter: All right, here's my one-man show, "Winston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye." Okay, act one. [high-pitched voice]
Peter: I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like some tea? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like a crumpet? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Do you like to wear knickers? I do because I'm Winston Churchill.
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The little town that time forgot,
Where all the women are strong,
The men are good-looking,
And the children above-average.
-- Prairie Home Companion
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