Recent reviews by Val 'Shaldomee

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

women want me, fish fear me

Despite the already well talked about minor gripes (the pawns never stop talking, the same enemies always spawning in the same spots, etc.) the game is pretty solid, the combat is fun and varied once you get the hang of it and the grappling mechanic for larger enemies is a nice touch I wish more games would use. The game looks nice despite being designed to run on a PS3 or Xbox 360, and the soundtrack is awesome as well (I miss the old menu theme). It's a good game to pick up especially if it's on sale, seriously though those pawns never shut up.

FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOORS, THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT. OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED!! *explosion*

This is what my unsupervised internet access growing up looked like.

Best community in an MMO I've ever played hands down, a whole lot of stuff to do in the free trial and fantastic story (if you can get past ARR). Stay out of Limsa if you want to keep your sanity.



Lalafell are the best race.
WAH

stuck on a loading screen with no indicators for the entire match every time, if I even manage to find one in the first place. Actually unplayable.

Bro it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Halo of course it's good, just buy it already. Can't go wrong.

AAAAWUBADUGH

Don't do it man, not worth it. Stay far away from this game.

yeah