The wake of hellfire and the imperialist Anglo menace will never again pervade and permeate its decrepit musk. The incursion of the Anglo Germanic horde will inevitably be repelled. No more will we be slighted by the presence of these Anglo apparitions, with their garbled tongue and fishlike aesthetic. Regardless of any ailments, an Englishman, akin to a crippled duck, will not flounder and flail about in a deranged fashion, but will stride forth with a tenacity and vigour unlike any other. For the Anglo is propelled by the gusts of hedonism and debauchery, the walloping of Satan’s insidious hot pokers spur on the Englishman and drive him into an unhinged frenzy, resulting in torched houses, mangled children and the desecration of holy land. In sooth, the Anglos are ghastly, abominable dregs, plucked from the recesses of avarice that lay nestled in the open maws of the unfathomable abyss.

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If you yap worse than six barbers, someone will put this in your comments.
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Met this guy at an arby's restaurant, it was cram packed so when I finished getting my order I couldn't find a place to sit and I saw him sitting by himself so I asked, "Hey can I sit here?". He said "Yea go ahead". We started off talking about how crowded it was and we decided to take a walk and talk about what we did as a hobby. We both said we had a PC and had steam so we added each other later when we got home. We played a couple games and decided to meetup the next day at an arcade and went bowling together. We secretly started dating and at the time I didn't know he had a girlfriend and we later went to a cheap motel and as we started sweet talking each other we slowly made out and he put his "spit" into my mouth, a second later I blacked out and when I awoke I was bare naked with semen in my ass and tied up. I untied myself and looked around, my clothes were neatly packed and my wallet was empty with only enough for a uber ride home. +rep

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Post this on the walls of the 12 fattest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're huge. ..
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-rep guy yaps worse than six barbers