Long ago in an extra thicc land, I, Aku, the extra thicc master of darkness unleashed an extra thicc evil. But, an extra thicc samurai warrior wielding an extra thicc sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the extra thicc blow was struck, I tore open an extra thicc portal in time and fling him into the future, where my evil is extra thicc. Now the fool seeks to return to the extra thicc past, and undo the extra thicc future that is extra thiii-iiii-iiick.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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YOUR✏️SENTENCE📝IS 30 📅YEARS📅 AND YOUR BAIL IS 💰30,000💸DOLLARINOS!!!!!

YOU HAVE THE➡️RIGHT➡️ TO REMAIN🎱MEMEY🎱

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