I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
🙂
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly. It was more like
the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.
🤒
Jayne: "You saved his gorram life, he still takes the cargo. Hwoon dahn."
[Hwoon dahn = "jerk"]

Mal: "He had to.... Couldn't let us profit. Wouldn't be civilized."
😲
The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
-- Adam Walinsky
😱
heavy, adj.:
Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
😩
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
🤐
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius
😍

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