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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:30am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:30am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:49am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:30am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 1:50am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 6:16am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 5:21am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:32pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 3:23am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:30am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 3:35am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2019 @ 6:40am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:30am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 10:21am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2018 @ 5:52am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 11:26am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2019 @ 1:21am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 9:29am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 2:08am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 2:24am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 11:42am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 12:16am

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!