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I invited him to my house for a CS2 Lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D!ck and said "I want this mouse". I slapped him and beat the fcuk out of him and kick him out of my house.
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