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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 6:43am

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 4:02am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 7:57am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 4:56am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 5:03am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 5:52am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 6:24am

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 8:13am

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 8:50am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 4:33am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 3:36am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:12am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 5:40am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 5:15am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 7:32am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 7:30am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 7:31am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:18am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 7:47am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:16am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 6:49am

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 11:12am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 4:40am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 4:04am



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