Some of my most enlightening quotes that could save lives

"Stay fresh like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bagged salad."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoodini'd my ass, just appeared out of no where."
"I'm finally SEM."
"I should rank up soon."
"To drive would be a box of nouns."
"Long ago I bought a dry gold coin."
"Everything in life is either a potato or not a potato."
"Yeah science ♥♥♥♥♥."
"You're cheating, I have 200 hours I should know."
"I'm Gold nova I'm basically pro."
“You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ herbivore.”
“Go hard get hard.”
"Call me at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mike."
"I'm gonna grow up to be Avril Lavigne."
“Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU."
“you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck.”
“eat ♥♥♥♥ and die ♥♥♥♥♥♥”
“S U P E R I O R G E N E T I C S”
"That hurt my throat so bad when i did that with you"
"Shut up bowl cut"
"Hnads off my ♥♥♥♥"
"1v1 me for your sand dune ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"We wrapped up the samurai in eagle arms and pegged him.. ...Twice."
"I've been camping out in Chernobyl for the last 2 years, but before that I regularly raided rooftops to huff radon mitigation vents, I eat asbestos tiles crunched up in my cereal bowl like they were cornflakes with Draino as a substitute for milk. I have no clue how to prepare a puffer fish correctly yet I filet them on the daily. However, watching this video to completion has been the worst decision of my life."
"'Babe, what does it mean if I'm garfield?' You like lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥.' 'I like lasagna!!!'"
"Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you, oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, ♥♥♥♥ me, very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!"