Recent reviews by Flaccid Pancake

I'm glad I got this through EA play instead paying full price for it

For the most part the game is really fun. I've never played any of the other Crysis games so I'm not sure how they compare to this, but what I've read is that they are a lot better. I'd like to give this a mixed review rather than a thumbs up because of some glaring issues. First the AI is absolutely terrible. Some of the glitches include trucks driving on top of other trucks or enemies phasing in and out of the ground/walls. Secondly the last mission was an absolute pain for me. The game ran smoothly for me until the very last mission during the boss fight. I think I crashed four or five times, maybe more. The final boss is also really rough on delta unlike the rest of the game where It's almost "like" a cake walk (I still got my ass handed to me, just not as badly as halo 2 on legendary). I can't not recommend this game because I still had a lot of fun except for the end, but fun nonetheless.

TLDR: Fun game but lots of bugs

Almost after a month after launch this DLC still sucks in my opinion. I still keep having crashes, and the game runs terribly for me when it didn't before this hot garbage came out. However ignoring the bugs, crashes and performance of this DLC, it still is bad. The gunplay is horrid and is overall boring. I think i would rather inhale paint and eat cardboard then continue playing this as doing those will bring me more joy then wasting 45 minutes of my life on a job where i have to take out 12 people and be paid 150,000 credits after being yelled at that asking for more money is unreasonable. Thank you frontier for this disgustingly bad DLC. Not even getting wasted and trying to play this game brings me joy, just more pain and sorrow as to why i wasted my money on this when i could have spent it on more rum and vodka.