"I have no patience for revelations, for new beginnings, for events that take place beyond the realm of my immediate vision." -- PB


If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade. -- Jack Handey


If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots." -- Jack Handey


MR..BOLLOX: you got good speakers?
MR..BOLLOX: sound fx too rreal also
MR..BOLLOX: you got a boom box under your ass?
Imagine That: yea
Imagine That: under desk
MR..BOLLOX: you will feal like you in a war zone
MR..BOLLOX: none of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "lets do this"
MR..BOLLOX: and noob tubes
Imagine That: hahahahahahahaha
Imagine That: lmao


my sister: http://www.chinchillaplace.com/chinchilla-pictures/ thats gona be my next pet
me: is that even legal in America?
my sister: lol those animals?
me: ye
my sister: what makes u say that
me: arent they like endangered or some ♥♥♥♥?


White Anaconda: tetris?
MR..BOLLOX: tetris for about 20mins when im have a ♥♥♥♥ or summet


MR..BOLLOX: gabe makes 1 game every 5 years
MR..BOLLOX: by himself


Espectral: people who like rap are black or poor (here)
Dear Gabe, fix L4D.: hahaha


me: i'm glad you find this funny
Margot: are we sensitive today & grumpy because we can't get our way?
Margot: go buy urself a happy meal @ Mc Donalds maybe that will cheer u up?
me: they dont serve lunch until 1030
Margot: then a mc muffin will have to do


EELin.sO.fLy: obama look good again?
fEELin.sO.fLy: 2012?
MR..Dollop: he done nothing
MR..Dollop: lol
MR..Dollop: apart from smile with dark purple lips
fEELin.sO.fLy: HAHAHAHA

lowerachiever-dherpsolutions: u know i'm an atheist, but i'm not racist
ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ: yea
lowerachiever-dherpsolutions: he act like one when he's talking about religion
lowerachiever-dherpsolutions: acts*
lowerachiever-dherpsolutions: and i just don't wanna handle his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass sissy problems anymore
ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ: lol


Balls With Hair !!: hardcore is always full of low educated speed using racist


My Top 10:

1. Counter Strike 1.6
2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
3. Left 4 Dead 2
4. Team Fortress 2
5. Left 4 Dead 1
6. SOCOM: US Navy SEALS 3
7. Call of Duty: Black Ops
8. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
9. Call of Duty: World at War
10. Counter Strike: Source

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