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111.8 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
it doesn't cost you anything to find the paywall.
Posted 6 October, 2024.
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19.3 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
The best space marine game ever made and probably the best 40K game ever made.

It's top notch.
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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4.2 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
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Price is too high for what it is.

I think this game is a step in the right direction for online shooters.

Sound design is great. Probably one of the best in the business.

Price is too high for what it is.
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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73.7 hrs on record (72.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its good.
Posted 5 February, 2024.
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132.0 hrs on record (117.0 hrs at review time)
can no longer use. says I dont have a license even though I paid for it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ real nice.
Posted 18 April, 2022.
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31.8 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
love my root mommy.
Posted 24 August, 2019.
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4 people found this review funny
39.5 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
it's L4D designed for the renaissance man such as myself.

"cleave thy foes
slay them hoes"
- William Shakespeare, at some point in history, probably.



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Posted 8 March, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
I'll probably buy it again when they fix the vehicles. Helicopters are an absolute joke to fly - not difficult by any means it just doesn't make any sense (you have to gain a large amount of altitude and then dive bomb to gain speed, rinse and repeat). Cars feel rigid and unresponsive. Travel is a huge part of this game, and I feel that transportation is extremely under-par. It just feels very unfinished. Refund for now, cannot recommend.
Posted 18 April, 2017.
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7.5 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
I'm a grown man who now has an irrational fear of water.

still, it's a 10 man.
Posted 15 April, 2017.
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10 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I know my playtime is pretty low so that may make my recommendation carry little wieght but I only came here to say a few things.

Firstly, some of you may remember an old PSX game called "Future Cop: LAPD". This game immedietly struck me as the spiritual successor to that game, it's something I didn't know I wanted but holy hell I'm glad I found it.

Secondly, gameplay. It's deceptively complex and it probably took me about 2 hours of playing to feel comfortable moving around in a vehicle - but there's a reason for that. The range of motion available to you is incredibly in-depth. The guns feel great, managing trajectory is a major component. The AI won't outsmart you, but that's not the point - the game forces you to manage enemies by use of smoke screen, distraction and deception. You can destroy everything, and it can destroy you as well.

Thirdly, the soundtrack. If you like SynthWave then you will enjoy the game just for the OST. If you don't know what SynthWave is...it will make sense to you as soon as you hear it. Makes you want to put some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mousse in your mullet, do a fat line of cocaine and jump in your Ferrari 512 TR and just speed off into the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sunset - or in this case - get in your tank made out of a shortbus fitted with a guass cannon and wreak havoc on your piece of ♥♥♥♥ nation.

Yeah yeah it's 20 bucks. Seems expensive. Until you think about the poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that pay 60 dollars for unfinished games these days.

This game would benefit in a great way from multiplayer. It's screaming for it.
Posted 25 March, 2017.
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