I've known Bin for 17 years, last week, he invited me to his house to share his bizarre preliminary research in poo. Bin believes that water treatment plants are a government ploy in order to reduce our clean water supply. Bin then handed me a tomato, asking me to try it, needless to say it was the most delicious tomato I had eaten in my life. Bin then revealed that he scats in his own back garden like a siamese cat and scrapes it into the ground, creating his own mulch. Ultimately, I too now poo in my own backyard in order to preserve our clean drinking water, creating flavoursome fruit in the process.

This man deserves all that goes to him, he is one of a kind. He gained his name Bin out of respect, met this awesome guy at a cafe we shared a coffee and a cigarrette. little did i know those were a combo for a good time on the toilet. Unfortunately there was no time and no toilet, Mr Bin as kind as he was offered to be my dumping ground. I left that coffee date with a nice wiped ass. Best kind of guy there is, an amazing community member

Bin recently contracted a virus after his car was stolen by a gang of South Sudanese people who had an orgy and did crack in the back. The virus seriously damaged his health, so Bin decided to hunt them down—but from the root cause. He flew to South Sudan as a UNICEF volunteer, where he accidentally sparked a civil war between the Dinka and Nuer tribes. Seizing the chaos, Bin brokered a deal: the US sent guns to South Sudan via Qatar, the US got liquefied natural gas in return, and Qatar ended up taking control of all of South Sudan once the war was over. Now, Bin’s a wanted man in 134 countries, living a quiet life in the mountains of Lebanon.

+rep deserve your zinger

This guy is funny at the start then he becomes extremely nice then he wont leave you the ♥♥♥♥ alone. He cracked a few jokes in the lobby and we had a good time but then offered to give me csgo knifes and other skins. I took them but he started msging me everyday on steam. He somehow found my mobile number and wont leave me alone. I answered his calls after about a week and told me to come hop on play some pubg. I denied and he became instantly mad and told me that he knows where my address is. I brushed it off but about 3 days later he tried to come and cuddle with me in my own room at 2 am in the morning. I called the authorities but he got away. Avoid this low life creep scum at all costs or else he wont leave you the ♥♥♥♥ alone. you have been warned

"This man is fat but cute"