Recent reviews by Glock17

Great Game, Bad port ;-; why you do dis, Tammysoft and Marvelous gameus? Why you decieve me :c

I cri

Was so excited and looking forward to splishy-splashy my waifus and frolick in the water and have some fun on da beach.

I was playing with my waifus in the shower room and at my lewdest moments, my game decides to commit seppuku.

Now all my dresses on my favorite waifus got reset and I cant use the dressing room anymore.

Why you be so mean Xseed. Iam disappoint.
And I was promised bonus DLC's and not recieving any. No free DLC's ;-; I cri
Where are my lewds? The only good thing about this game is Super-thicc Sonico and the cute nepping nep-neps
Cant even enjoy my lewds in-game.
Waifu not happy, Waifu not pleased.

"11/10 would commit seppuku again" -IGN

"69/10 BAKA!" -Kotaku


"Loading screen simulator is not okay. But when the gameplay starts.. Why are we here? Just to suffer?" -Random Military Japanese guy

"THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!" -Random Military Japanese guy again

Server desync is unreal. Lag and many issues with this game. Unbalanced perks and alot of underpowered perks. RPG's go thru floors And zerker is so OP that it is the only surviving player in a game. Not to mention bloats and sirens spawn near doorways and zewd teleporting is still a thing. The crosshair in this game sucks. And everyone loves to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steal your dosh and troll you. Nobody drops you dosh when you asked and you get kicked for using mechanics in this game lmao.

A fun puzzle game for children and anyone who likes fps but without all the difficulty. And a very story-rich game. Not to mention the many funny valve memes that spawned from it :3

Apparently, everyone is a dirty, no-good, weaponized fidget spinner. Lol

Great game, BEST ANTI-CHEAT, 10/10! Yes I can play this game with peace of mind that a cheater will get banned! 1/10!

Best game to get a lifetime of anger-management and a great workout on your biceps and knuckle-conditioning! Get used to beating on that mousepad cause you will be drop-kicking the desk more times than John Cena! Da duda dunnnnnn! Da duda dunnnnnnnnn! AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

RKO out of here with dem VAC bans! psyche!

Dont worry about that demo, Overwatch cant view it if the game doesnt exist cause someone crashed the server. They should rename this game from Counter Strike: Global Offensive. To Hacker Strike: Crasher Offensive. This game crashes more than a Asian driver. It might as well be a server-crash simulator.

Good bye CSGO, hello Overwatch! Widowmaker and DVA look a hell of alot better than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ new-updated playermodels on this ♥♥♥♥ game. Good good!