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♥♥♥♥ my gooch is itchy

Dear

I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?

x
me

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

this dude is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like i swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god so much a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this dude is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded bro right now hes trying to surf backwards on garrysmod and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks ass at everything he does and you might say "if hes so dumb why do u even care". its because this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ merica ♥♥♥♥♥ and all yall retarded asf (but thats because they decided to interbreed the races so its not your fault) and yall need to learn to not do what this ♥♥♥ does bro ♥♥♥ boi ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ boi ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ boi ♥♥♥