I am adopted because my real parents dont love me. Yes, I have been dropped on my head many times. They also used my head to open pickle jars. You can also use my buck teeth to open a can of spam. I drink powdered milk because the real stuff is too expensive. I get my wireless internet from Walmart. I move houses all of the time because my old one always gets too soggy. Alas, I had to eat my brother because my family had nothing to eat. It was either me or him ---That's the story of my life---