hahahha wanna see my ♥♥♥♥ hahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zhx17Pk69w

rip in pizza sauce

You are the best. Thank you. <3

Will you make me some spaghetti?

You're the Simon to my Garfunkle.

You're the martial to my arts.

You're the salt to my pepper.

I just looked and we been friends for exactly a year today. <3

Hey Monty, are you happy with your Darkness II purchase?

Dear Monty. Have I ever told you that you're my favorite?

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

You, sir, are a saint. Thanks for the bday gift!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I'm just doing this for the ticket.

hey hunk

GOOD LUCK MONTY

Benjamin Gonzalez, fearless leader of the corn people

Sorry I'm too broke to buy you Dino D-Day, honey, but I keep spending our money on blow and mani-pedis at the salon.

HI MOMMY

Thank You :D

You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.

Driving a helicopter backwards while a friend from texas throws c4 on a jeep?

...yeah that pretty much summed up our tuesday sessions.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

BEN

OH BEN

BEN

HEY BEN

I learned something today while reading your profile.

That being that your profile DISSAPOINTS ME

Legendary producer Bruce DIckenson!!!

What, high five? Has this always been on your profile page and I just missed it?! :D

Merrrrryy Christmaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

So I heard you're a beekeeper...