Recent reviews by Uncle_Lothar

$2.99 (not $4, or £4) gets you:

Overwhelmingly Positive reviews
Wagons with guns
More guns
Unicorns
Bigger guns
Buffalo for target practice
Dragons
Traders who want to sell you supplies
Pirates
Wagon white-water rapids crossing
Dark Caves with LOOT
Zombies
Jealous Friends who don't have this.
100% Historical Accuracy

As one reviewer put it, The Oregon Trail as directed by Michael Bay.

Buy it now, or the Buffalo win.