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Really cool guy, merry christmas!

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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𝒟𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓈 are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ 𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓈-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when 𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓈-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓈-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

You're right, get off my feed!

No weebs please.

The cool kid of kool aid kids

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Thanks for Nier Automata, dad. I'll have you know that I am a 12-dimensional lasaga. The universal constant is lasaga, everything that haped so far in the univers is leading up to this moment of your sory ass giving me some lasaga. if U don’t give me lasaga the univers will coplapse and all of us will die.

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Don't insult yung pal, you infidel

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Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. Nowadays, there are many thousand on livememe and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny.

How are you this dense? Do you really not see the power of memes in the Internet Age? /r/AdviceAnimals alone (not counting numerous other meme havens on the Internet) has over 3,000,000 subscribers and it is one of the most influential places for forming young minds in the entire world. You think any of this Snowden ♥♥♥♥ would've gone anywhere if we couldn't express out opinions on it simply and eloquently through memes? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Memes are changing the world, and when you realize you've missed the revolution, then you'll want in. But then it'll be too late. We'll all have moved on to the next big thing, and you'll be stuck crying yourself to sleep because you talked ♥♥♥♥ about the number one up-and-coming social phenomenon. ♥♥♥♥ off, you sicken me.

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I’ve lied to you… a heinous and dishonest act, yes, but I did so with purpose. My goal, friend, was get you to respond as though it were the God’s honest truth. By doing so, I planned, successfully, to put you in a bad mood… but why? Haha! That’s the beauty of it. The purpose of my doing so was that it amuses me! It’s a unique way of gaining laughter at another expense, I call it:
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This is a good fella.

i would say nice try but your the one coming at me like a scared little ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ lol, at least prove your anything but a weak peice of ♥♥♥♥ then say anything to me but you didnt cuz ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who tries hard lol. u wont do ♥♥♥♥ to me ur litterally nothing to me ♥♥♥♥ you 0/10 is the best i can do, your not good your pathetic ♥♥♥♥ you

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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