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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 6:20pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 7:23pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 10:33am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:49pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:07pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:32pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 5:26pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 6:43pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 6:27pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 7:02pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm