Bro: Dont worry the boy you take from girlfriend no need to worry about
Me: Okay bro thanks you for the anxiety reducation
Bro: Oh wait disregard previous message
Bro: Also points towards boy who take girlfriends
Boy who takes girlfrieends: Its Shoehorn

+rep fernando's irmao

Fomos chamados para realizar um serviço em uma fazenda. Caminhando pelo milharal, nos deparamos com essa criatura que apenas disse: "𝕹𝖔 𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖒𝖆 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖒 𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖊."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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